All the children are out in the playground, they are meeting about the execution of Terrance and Phillip, and Cartman is explaining to Kyle how he should stop being such a 'Chicken sh*t', and stand up to his mom. Eventually Cartman says... (Все дети города собрались на детской площадке, они обсуждают смертную казнь Terrance and Phillipa, и Картман начинает объяснять Кайлу что он должен сделать чтобы перестать быть таким "Пи*****тым цыпленком", и начинает говорить про его маму. Ну а если точнее, то он начинает петь ...)
	(S)	You guys! this is all Kyle's mom's fault
	(S)	Shut up Cartman!
	(S)	Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club, and all because she's a big fat stupid b**ch!
	(S)	Don't say it Cartman!
		Starting to burst into song... Weeeeell!
	(S)	Don't do it Cartman!
		Weeeeell!
	(S)	I'm warning you!
	(S)	Walking away...Okay okay
	(S)	To the others...I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom...
		Weeeeell! Kyle's mom's a b**ch She's a big fat b**ch She's the biggest b**ch in the whole wide world She's a stupid b**ch if there ever was a b**ch She's a b**ch to all the boys and girls
	(S)	Shut your f**king mouth Cartman!
		On Monday she's a b**ch On Tuesday she's a b**ch And Wednesday to Saturday she's a b**ch Then on Sunday just to be different She's a super King Kamehameha b**ch Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom  She's the biggest b**ch in the whole wide world She's a mean old b**ch and she has stupid hair She's a b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch .... b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch She's a stupid b**ch Kyle's moms a b**ch and she's just a dirty **ch
	(S)	Talk to kids around the world, It might go a little bit something like this
		["Kyle's Mom's A B**ch" in Japanese]
		["Kyle's Mom's A B**ch" in Dutch]
		["Kyle's Mom's A B**ch" in random African Language?!]
		Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom  She's the biggest b**ch in the whole wide world She's a mean old b**ch and she has stupid hair She's a b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch .....
Kyle's mom walks in behind Eric, and all the other children gasp as she listens to Eric continuing... (Та самая мама (СУПЕР БИТЧЬ) подходит к Ерику с зада, и все остальные дети открывают рот (от изумления) и продолжают слушать песню)
		b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch ..... She's a stupid b**ch Kyle's moms a b**ch and she's just a dirty b**ch I really mean it  Kyle's mom she's a big fat f**king b**ch big old fat f**king b**ch Kyle's mom Yeah! Chaaaah!
	(S)	Looking at the others' faces (Смотрит на лица остальных) What? Turns round to see Kyle's mom (Поворачивается и видит ту самую) Oh, F**k.