Stan, Eric and Kyle try to talk to their moms about stopping the war with Canada. Their moms don't listen to them, so they try to think what they should do next... (Stan, Eric & Kyle пытаются говорить со своими мамами об окончании войны с Канадой. Но их мамы даже слышать их нехотят!!! И они начинают думать что делать дальше...)
		What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do.
		When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics, skating for the gold, he did two 'Salchows' and a 'Triple Lutz', while wearing a blindfold.
		When Brian Boitano was in the Alps, fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire-breath, and saved the maidens fair!
		So what would Brian Boitano do, if he were here today? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do.
		I want this V-chip out of me, it has stunted my vocabulary.
		And I just want my mum, to stop fighting everyone...
		for Wendy I'll be an activist too, cos that's what Brian Boitano'd do.
		And what might Brian Boitano'd do? He'd call all the Kids in town, and tell them to unite for truth, that's what Brian Boitano'd do. When Brian Boitano travelled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot king, and saved the human race again.
		And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Khan,
		cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from a-ny-bo-dy, so let's get all the kids together, and unite to stop our mums, and we'll save Terrance and Phillip too, cos that's what Brian Boitano'd do... and we'll save Terrance and Phillip too, cos that's what Brian Boitano'd do. cos that's what Brian Boitano'd do!