Mr Mackey	Stan Marsh
Eric Cartman	Kyle Broflovski
Gregory	Wendy Testaburger

In the classroom, giving the class a lesson on why swearing is bad... (В клаасе, учитель начинает объяснять почему ругаться матом - плохо...)
		There are times when you get suckered in, by drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mmmkay? But it's when you do these things too much, that you've become and addict, and must get back in touch... You can do it, it's all up to you, mmmkay? With a little plan you can change your life today! You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack, homeless on the streets giving hand-jobs for crack, Follow my plan and very soon you will say... It's easy mmmkay! Step one, instead of 'ass', say 'buns', like 'kiss my buns', and 'you're a buns-hole'. Step two, instead of 'sh*t', say 'poo', as in 'bull-poo', 'poo-head' and 'this poo is cold'. Step three, with 'bitch' - drop the 't', cos 'bich' is latin for 'generosity'. Step four, don't say 'f**k' anymore, cos 'f**k' is the worst word that you can say, so just use the word 'm'kay!'
Mr Mackay and the children start doing choreographed dancing around the classroom, twiddling on tables etc...
Children		We can do it, it's all up to us, mmmkay!...
		Mmmkay!
Children		...With a little plan we can change our lives today!...
		You can change today!
and Children		...We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash, homeless on the streets, giving hand-jobs for cash, Follow this plan and very soon you will say... It's easy mmmkay!
		Step one!
Child one		...instead of 'ass', say 'buns',
Child two		like 'kiss my buns',
Child three		and 'you're a buns-hole'!
		Step two!
Group of three		instead of 'sh*t', say 'poo',
Child four		as in 'bull-poo',
		'poo-head'
Child five		and 'this poo is cold'.
		Step three!
Group of five		with 'bitch' - drop the 't',
Another group of five		cos 'bich' is latin for 'generosity'.
		Step four!
Children		don't say 'f**k' anymore,
and Children		cos 'f**k' is the worst word that you can say,
Children		f**k is the worst word that you can say! We shouldn't say f**k, no we shouldn't say f**k, f**k no!
		You're cured, you can go!!!
and Children		You don't have to spend your lives shooting up in the trash! Homeless on the streets, giving hand-jobs for cash, Follow this plan and very soon you will say... It's easy mmm, it's easy mmmkay!