It's Easy, Mmmkay!
|Mr Mackey||Stan Marsh|
|Eric Cartman||Kyle Broflovski|
|In the classroom, giving the class a lesson on why swearing is bad... (В клаасе, учитель начинает объяснять почему ругаться матом - плохо...)|
| ||There are times when you get suckered in,|
by drugs and alcohol and
sex with women, mmmkay?
But it's when you do these things too
that you've become and addict, and must get back in touch...
You can do it, it's all up to you, mmmkay?
With a little plan you
can change your life today!
You don't have to spend your life addicted
homeless on the streets giving hand-jobs for crack,
my plan and very soon you will say...
It's easy mmmkay!
Step one, instead of 'ass', say 'buns',
like 'kiss my buns', and
'you're a buns-hole'.
Step two, instead of 'sh*t', say 'poo',
as in 'bull-poo', 'poo-head'
and 'this poo is cold'.
Step three, with 'bitch' - drop the 't',
cos 'bich' is latin for
Step four, don't say 'f**k' anymore,
cos 'f**k' is the worst word
that you can say,
so just use the word 'm'kay!'
|Mr Mackay and the children start doing choreographed dancing around the classroom, twiddling on tables etc...|
|Children|| ||We can do it, it's all up to us, mmmkay!...|
|Children|| ||...With a little plan we can change our lives today!...|
| ||You can change today! |
| and Children|| ||...We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the
homeless on the streets, giving hand-jobs for cash,
this plan and very soon you will say...
It's easy mmmkay!
||Step one! |
|Child one|| ||...instead of 'ass', say 'buns', |
|Child two|| ||like 'kiss my buns', |
|Child three|| ||and 'you're a buns-hole'! |
| ||Step two! |
|Group of three|| ||instead of 'sh*t', say 'poo', |
|Child four|| ||as in 'bull-poo', |
| ||'poo-head' |
|| ||and 'this poo is cold'. |
|| ||Step three! |
|Group of five|| ||with 'bitch' - drop the 't', |
|Another group of five|| ||cos 'bich' is latin for 'generosity'. |
| ||Step four! |
|Children|| ||don't say 'f**k' anymore, |
| and Children|| ||cos 'f**k' is the worst word that you can say, |
|Children|| ||f**k is the worst word that you can say!|
We shouldn't say f**k, no we shouldn't say f**k, f**k no!
| ||You're cured, you can go!!! |
| and Children|| ||You don't have to spend your lives shooting up in the trash!|
Homeless on the streets, giving hand-jobs for cash,
Follow this plan and very soon you will say...
It's easy mmm, it's easy mmmkay!