 Terrance |
 Phillip |
 Police Officer |
| Terrance and Phillip are arguing on the sofa... (Тэрэнс и Филлип спорят на диване...) | ||
| Shut your f**king face Uncle F**ka, You're a cock-sucking arse-licking Uncle F**ka, You're an Uncle F**ka, yes! it's true, Nobody f**ks Uncles quite like you. | |
| Shut your f**king face Uncle F**ka, You're the one that f**ked your Uncle, Uncle f**ka, You don't eat nor sleep nor mow the lawn, You just f**k your Uncle all day long! | |
| Farts musically to Terrance (Под музыку пукает в Тэрэнса) | |
| Farts musically back! (Под музыку пукает в Филлипа) | |
| Terrance and Phillip come across a police officer directing traffic, and both fart musically in his face... (Тэренс и Филлип проходят около офицера полиции который смотрит за дорогой, и вместе под музыку пукают в его лицо) | ||
| (S) | What's going on here? |
| Everyone in the traffic gets out of their cars, and sings in chorus... (Все водители близ стоячих авто вылазят из своего авто и начинают петь припев...) | ||
| Traffic Crowd | F**ka, F**ka, Uncle F**ka, Uncle F**ka, F**ka, F**ka... | |
| Shut your f**king face Uncle F**ka, You're a boner-biting b**tard Uncle F**ka... | |
| You're an Uncle F**ka, I must say... | |
| You f**ked your Uncle yesterday! | |
| Uncle F**ka!!! That's U...N...C...L...E.., F**k you! | |
| All | Uncle F**kaaaaa! | |
| (S) | Suck my balls! |